Well.. There is a reason for that..
Where do I begin?
I became single, for the first time in forever.. And now I am seeing what is happening in the world of boys... I was hoping the world of men, but it turns out they never grow up!
I have been single now for three months, and I've dipped my toe into Tinder and a toe into Fab, just to see whats going on and here is an overview of the boys I've met...
- Maxime - French, told cheese jokes, not a great start
- Richard - German, Kurt Cobain look a like, nice..
- Matt - Met on Tinder, then messaged on fab, now only down to fuck..
- Rhys - Slut drop on a first date
- Martin - Married
- Jake - Hairdresser, total bonus. Good in bed. Come tastes nasty.
- Craig - Divorced South African, in love with someone else (not ex wife..)
- Mike - Snogged in Maccies in a 3am hustle, now cant get rid.
- Seymour - Who's real name isn't Seymour and wont eat food starting with a Q
I couldn't make this shit up...
It's too many to start going into details of each one, but safe to say... The only ones that may be returning are, the married guy, I was besotted with.. (still am besotted with) and I was pretty excited about the South African, but proved, pretty quickly, may only be a friendship.
I will keep this as updated as I can be bothered too, but I honestly think I need to keep a track of life...
